This world is full of Soho Houses and Ritz Carltons, country clubs
and Chateau Marmonts: exclusive places for rich people to go and let
their hair down because after a long day of limitless power and no
consequences, sometimes you just need a drink. But up until now, that
basic human right — the right for a rich person to just #chill and feel
#blessed sometimes — has been denied to our most precious of rich
citizens, our future: rich children.Well, thank goodness for Jessica Biel, because she's here to save the day. Biel has long been planning to open an organic restaurant exclusively catering to the Apple Martins and the Suri Cruises of the world, and now it appears her dream is nearly a reality. The blog Toddrickallen recently spotted an application for ownership change posted on a storefront on Melrose Avenue in West Hollywood announcing the arrival of Au Fudge. It will be an organic, kid-friendly restaurant that caters to the Hollywood elite. As New York magazine put it, "Soho House for kids."
Imagine all the wonders that will take place here. North West will nibble on kale or ramps or space carrots or whatever is trendy in 2030 as her date, Prince George, talks about hunting pheasant. Finally there will be a home for all the Banjos and Leafs and Pilot Inspektors of the world. Somewhere for Willow Smith to not only whip her hair back and forth, but to really let it down.
When can we expect Au Fudge to open its gilded doors? Well according to the Jessica Biel fansite Jessica Biel Central, spring 2015 is the target date for the grand opening, just in time for customer number one: Biel and her husband Justin Timberlake's first child, who's expected be born sometime next year (although the couple has not yet confirmed Biel's pregnancy).
In case you're wondering what sort of food Au Fudge will be serving, the restaurant already has an Instagram account up and running, showing off delightfully whisical treats like rainbow soft serve and watermelon popsicles. It's not clear why a watermelon slice needs an extra handle when it already has a perfectly good rind but that's neither here nor there.
The best news for all the
parents out there is that Au Fudge will also have a full 47 liquor
license, according to its ownership change application, allowing the
adults to get good and blitzed while their precious little ones babble
on and on about the benefits of a gluten-free diet and the
sociopolitical leanings of Dora the Explorer.
Au Fudge is not the first
restaurant for the Biel-Timberlake clan. Justin Timberlake helped found
Southern Hospitality, with locations in New York and Denver, along with
two friends.
Culled from yahoo celebrity
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